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ShoveItInYourFaceHole.com - A curated list of all the weird, wonderful and wacky food from around the web!

Giant 10lb Toblerone Bar

The perfect gift for making fun of your short friend and pretending their a dwarf. (Dwarf beard not included).

$300.00

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8LB Bag of Marshmallows

For when you need enough marshmallows to question your life choices, or to win in a pillow fight against a small child.

$172.42

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Alcoholic Bratwursts

Just when you thought gastro-brew pubs couldn't get anymore hipster, someone created meat you can get drunk on - and it's freakin' delicious. Grab a sausage and get sloshed with flavors like Jolly Rover Rum & Bourbon Bluestick.

$99.99

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2LB of Starburst Single Flavor

Forget digging through an endless abyss of flavors, get 2 pound of your fav starburst flavor (red or orange obviously) and find nirvana. If you are the weirdo who likes lemon, don't worry - its cheap cause no one wants 2LB of lemon.

$85.88

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Magic Water Flavoring Cup

This magic cup tricks your brain into think anything you are drinking tastes orange!

$83.86

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KitKat Grape Flavor

Nestle never stopped to ask "but should we?" because the answer is no!

$70.00

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Doritos Tapitos Hot Sauce Chips

Step 1: Take Doritos. Step 2: Drown them in a hellfire hot sauce. Step 3: Question life choices. Step 4: Post that sh!t on Youtube. Step 5: Profit.

$59.99

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Irn-Bru

The scottish national soda that tastes like old steel girders. Now sugar free!

$59.99

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CBD Hemp Gummy Bears

Even though they are different colors, all these bears are super green! 20mg per gummy bear!

$59.95

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