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ShoveItInYourFaceHole.com - A curated list of all the weird, wonderful and wacky food from around the web!

Leninade Soviet Soda

The bitter sweet taste of the iron curtain with just a hint of communism!

$32.99

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Giant 10lb Toblerone Bar

The perfect gift for making fun of your short friend and pretending their a dwarf. (Dwarf beard not included).

$300.00

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Grass Soda

Just when you thought life couldn't get any worse!

$2.99

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Mana Gamer Energy Shots

HYYAEEAH! Break every pot and vase around and you just might find one of these mana energy shots! They are tiny but potent gamer fuel.

$9.99

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Green Apple Jalapeno Soda

Sweet and spicy and just plain weird. Rocket Fizz's Green Apple and Jalapeno soda!

$2.99

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda

For when chewing your sandwich seems like waaaay too much effort.

$5.99

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Death Wish Coffee

The worlds strongest coffee, sure to keep you awake and grow hair on your chest. Oh and it's fair trade, USDA certified organic so it keeps the judgey people off your back.

$29.99

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Tab Diet Soda

Go back in time and experience Diet Coke before it was cool to be skinny!

$48.00

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Bitcoin Energy Drink Liquid Assets

The Bitcoin themed energy drink for the day trader who has lost it all!

$34.95

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